My dashboard looks better now.

posted 5 hours ago with 3 notes / Reblog

chianti-luna:

same

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

theknightmurders:

lascocks:

colonelmustangsnipples:

I AM ACTUALLY REALLY RELIEVED THAT EMINEM DOESN’T SWEAR IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS

He read Harry Potter to his daughter. Good dad is good. 

Heels were originally for men but people these day flip their shit if men wear them. I cant.

  • Child:
    Dear God will mommy get better?
  • God:
    THERE'S A LINK TO MY FAQ PAGE ON MY BLOG READ IT BEFORE YOU ASK ME THINGS PLS THX <3

17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad